Tequila Shack

 

 

 

 

a place where tequila flows and friends mingle

12/11/08

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Here the Samquatch is stalking his prey...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

How to capture a Samquatch 

1. Put down something they are interested in...

  • Used Panties.

  • Half of a beer (samquatch's like to put there butts out in them)

  • Karaoke machine

  • Santa outfit

  • Wetspot on the ground

  •  Beer in cases only

  • a 1000W Generator

2. Pretend that it is there camp and or territory

3. Pounce on them... when they are Pondering the panties and wetspot while drinking the beer with cigarette butt in it.

Here are some action photos of a hunt for Samquatch.

Make sure to jump in right when the start to ponder...

See how quickly they give in ...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Some times the Samquatch Runs in pairs...

He has been known to even Hunt in cooperation with other Samquatchs'

Warning The Female Samquatch's are quite Vicious.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

WANTED:

 

Samquatch

Wanted for the killing of beers, Rampaging and Moop spreading at burningman.